San Fran’s ‘Glow-Up! Because Avocado Toast Won’t Fix Everything

Guess what? I’ve got the 411 on San Francisco’s surprise makeover, brought to you by a communist leader and a certain forgetful friend. Because, let’s face it, nothing says “fixing the city” like planting trees and pretending homelessness vanished into thin air.

In this week’s episode, I’m pulling back the curtain on the city’s Cinderella moment – or as we like to call it, the avant-garde approach to urban problem-solving. We’ve got cleaner streets, spruced-up buildings, and art that magically appears. Abracadabra, San Fran style!

But hold on to your avocado toast There’s more.

I’m decoding Assembly Bill 873 – Gavin’s latest masterpiece. Spoiler alert: It involves teaching media literacy to kids because, you know, the internet is the new wild west, and apparently, our kids are the sheriff.

And since I love to keep it real, I’m diving into the world of media literacy – because who needs parents guiding their kids through the internet when you have government-approved lessons?

Now, here’s the kicker – you can feast your ears on all this absurdity FOR FREE! Yep, no hidden fees, just unfiltered, sarcastic commentary. Click that play button and let the eye-rolls commence.

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Bizarre Encounters with Gavin, Candy Heists, and A Mikey Podcast Christmas!

First things first, let’s talk about the upcoming extravaganza we’re all waiting for – A Mikey Podcast Christmas! Sponsored by Hanford Sand and Gravel (you know, those rock-solid folks), this event will be the holiday celebration of the year.

Think of it as a combination of Christmas, New Year’s Eve, and a wild house party all rolled into one. Mark your calendars for December 8th and don’t even think about missing it! 🎄🎉

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Gavin Newsom Beat up a Chinese Kid …

Now, let’s dive into the world of Gavin Newsom. Our hotheaded governor attempted to prove his basketball skills, or lack there of, with a group of Chinese children.

But, instead of slam-dunking, things took an unexpected turn. Gavin tried to spin the ball on his finger, but honestly, it looked like he was trying to summon an alien invasion. Then, things got even stranger as he ended up…well, I’ll let you watch or listen to the episode for the full scoop. All we can say is, it’s truly a moment you’ll want to witness. We should probably call CPS on him.

Halloween Candy Theives

Have you seen the video? Picture this: an entire family swiping a bowl of candy left out for trick-or-treaters. I have some strong opinions on this candy heist. We’re left wondering important questions, like, “What are they teaching their kids?”

WW3 & GenZ

Also, is GenZ ready for WW3? If I’m being honest, which I am, I’m a little worried about those people defending freedom and protecting America.

We might be screwed.

If you haven’t already, it’s time to plug in your headphones or crank up the speakers and dive headfirst into this episode. Prepare for a rollercoaster of topics and emotions, all served with a side of humor and comments from the audience because this is a Freeloader Friday Live episode.

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15 Minute Cities and C*VID Lessons

Yo! future urbanites and rural rebels! Episode 189 is here and before you dive into that next scoop of conspiracy theory ice cream, how about a little appetizer of what’s to come?

I’m diving into the wild world of “15-minute cities and, of course, dusting off some golden nuggets from the old COVID vault. Because covid 2.0 is here!

There have been whispers about Los Angeles, San Francisco, or even that hidden gem Folsom planning to shrink into “15-minute cites”

Cities that promise to be self-contained utopias where everything is just a breezy stroll away. I mean, who wouldn’t want that?

But, turns out, these utopian bubbles might just be a disguise for giant, government-controlled, dystopian prisons. Ready to lock down at the drop of a hat… or virus.

And what about the country folk? How will they get them inside this 15 minute prison?

Those people living their best rural life might need a bit of nudging, or let’s be real, some good old-fashioned coercing to jump on the city bandwagon.

It’s all about the appeal, you see. And if making it seem like the greatest place to be doesn’t work, they’ll tighten the grip with policies, incentives, and maybe even a dash of taxation.

Slowly but surely, the rural resistance becomes a pocket of independence, and let’s be honest, a place for some seriously epic showdowns.

I’ll be digging into the that and what a war could look like

Remember covid? I know, I know, some of you out there have built your conspiracy bunkers and are living your best anti-vaxxer life. But, while you’re sipping on your herbal tea and perfecting your tinfoil hat, there’s a few nuggets of wisdom from that wild ride that might just tickle your intellect. Lesson #1: Complying with tyranny is like giving your lunch money to a bully – it only encourages more bullying. And masks? Well, they’re about as useful as using a slingshot against a meteor shower. Buckle up, because I’m diving headfirst into the twisted rabbit hole of pandemic 2.0

So, there you have it, just a little taste of what’s cooking in the Mikey Podcast oven for Episode 189.

From the promises and pitfalls of 15-minute cities to the absurdity of COVID lessons we all “should have learned,” I’m here to dissect, entertain, and maybe even toss a sprinkle of sarcasm your way.

So, grab your tinfoil hat, your bicycle, and your sense of humor and check episode 189: 15 Minute Cities and the Web of Global Control

Alien Encounters, Wildfires, and Space Lasers!

Are these connected to the wildfires?

Yo! Welcome fellow curious minds and skeptical thinkers! Buckle up, because Episode 182 of The Mikey Podcast is taking you through the realms of unexplained phenomena, alien encounters, and the ever-thriving world of conspiracy theories.

If you’re ready to challenge reality and indulge your imagination, this episode is your golden ticket. And trust me, you won’t want to miss this one!

I know what you’re thinking: aliens encounters? Seriously? Well, grab your tinfoil hats, because the line between reality and imagination just got blurrier. In this episode, I dive into the baffling reports of seven-foot-tall aliens that appear to be straight out of a sci-fi movie. Think Predator meets small-town Peru – it’s wilder than you could ever imagine.

But it gets better. Or weirder. Depending on your perspective. I’ll walk you through the unlikely intersections of technology and mysterious events. Can you believe there’s actually Chinese space lasers? Yes, you read that right – lasers from the sky.

Ever heard of Project Blue Beam?

I can’t promise you that this episode will give you all the answers you’re seeking, but I can guarantee that it’ll entertain, provoke thought, and maybe even lead you down some rabbit holes you never knew existed. Reality and imagination collide in ways you won’t believe – or maybe you will.

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Remember, truth might be stranger than fiction, but it’s all about embracing the journey. Don’t miss out on this electrifying episode – subscribe, listen, and let your mind wander. After all, who knows what else might be out there?