San Fran’s ‘Glow-Up! Because Avocado Toast Won’t Fix Everything

Guess what? I’ve got the 411 on San Francisco’s surprise makeover, brought to you by a communist leader and a certain forgetful friend. Because, let’s face it, nothing says “fixing the city” like planting trees and pretending homelessness vanished into thin air.

In this week’s episode, I’m pulling back the curtain on the city’s Cinderella moment – or as we like to call it, the avant-garde approach to urban problem-solving. We’ve got cleaner streets, spruced-up buildings, and art that magically appears. Abracadabra, San Fran style!

But hold on to your avocado toast There’s more.

I’m decoding Assembly Bill 873 – Gavin’s latest masterpiece. Spoiler alert: It involves teaching media literacy to kids because, you know, the internet is the new wild west, and apparently, our kids are the sheriff.

And since I love to keep it real, I’m diving into the world of media literacy – because who needs parents guiding their kids through the internet when you have government-approved lessons?

Now, here’s the kicker – you can feast your ears on all this absurdity FOR FREE! Yep, no hidden fees, just unfiltered, sarcastic commentary. Click that play button and let the eye-rolls commence.

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Bizarre Encounters with Gavin, Candy Heists, and A Mikey Podcast Christmas!

First things first, let’s talk about the upcoming extravaganza we’re all waiting for – A Mikey Podcast Christmas! Sponsored by Hanford Sand and Gravel (you know, those rock-solid folks), this event will be the holiday celebration of the year.

Think of it as a combination of Christmas, New Year’s Eve, and a wild house party all rolled into one. Mark your calendars for December 8th and don’t even think about missing it! 🎄🎉

We’ve got a handful of incredible sponsors on board too – Karricker Customs fretted instrument maintenance expert (for when your banjo gets all moody), Middlescapes landscaping (because your garden deserves love, too), The Wrecking Crew bakery and café in Colfax, and Better Together Entertainment (who are genuinely better when they’re together).

These sponsors are the real MVPs, and we salute their awesomeness. 🙌

Gavin Newsom Beat up a Chinese Kid …

Now, let’s dive into the world of Gavin Newsom. Our hotheaded governor attempted to prove his basketball skills, or lack there of, with a group of Chinese children.

But, instead of slam-dunking, things took an unexpected turn. Gavin tried to spin the ball on his finger, but honestly, it looked like he was trying to summon an alien invasion. Then, things got even stranger as he ended up…well, I’ll let you watch or listen to the episode for the full scoop. All we can say is, it’s truly a moment you’ll want to witness. We should probably call CPS on him.

Halloween Candy Theives

Have you seen the video? Picture this: an entire family swiping a bowl of candy left out for trick-or-treaters. I have some strong opinions on this candy heist. We’re left wondering important questions, like, “What are they teaching their kids?”

WW3 & GenZ

Also, is GenZ ready for WW3? If I’m being honest, which I am, I’m a little worried about those people defending freedom and protecting America.

We might be screwed.

If you haven’t already, it’s time to plug in your headphones or crank up the speakers and dive headfirst into this episode. Prepare for a rollercoaster of topics and emotions, all served with a side of humor and comments from the audience because this is a Freeloader Friday Live episode.

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The Scandalous World Of Politics

Get Ready to Unravel the Deceptive Secrets and Uncover Dubious Agendas in Episode 183 of The Mikey Podcast!

We’re peeling back the layers of secrecy, evasion, and sketchy strategies that shape the Golden State’s governance. First on our hit list? Governor Gavin Newsom and his love for working behind closed doors. Find out what his motivations are, and how he manages to keep public accountability at bay. It’s like a real-life game of hide and seek – only with high-stakes politics!

But it doesn’t stop there. Prepare to be blown away by the audacious efforts of GV Wire journalists as they risk it all to uncover the truth behind a secret Chinese laboratory in Reedly, CA.

Oh, and did we mention the jaw-dropping Senate bills that are aiming to normalize closed-door meetings and teleconferencing? What does this mean for transparency in California? We’re asking all the tough questions, so you don’t have to.

Now, let’s talk about California’s colossal homelessness crisis. Governor The Goof Newsom may think he’s invincible, but we’re here to reveal his vulnerabilities. Get ready for a front-row seat to the battle royale between Newsom and DeSantis. Who will come out on top? And what deep-rooted issues will be unearthed along the way? This is political theater at its finest!

And Have you heard of Vivek Ramaswamy? If not, get ready for a wild ride. We’re dissecting this GOP contender’s multi-faceted persona. From controversial stances to evolving positions, and even his complex views on immigration and trade – nothing is off-limits. And let’s not forget about his anti-“woke” stance. Is it all just a performance? We’re about to find out!

Join us on this thrilling journey through the twisted web of California’s governance. We’ll unravel the enigmatic rise of Vivek Ramaswamy, expose the secrets that haunt Governor Newsom, and shine a light on the intricate tapestry shaping the future of the Golden State.

Don’t miss Episode 183 of The Mikey Podcast