Fields Family Farms: Unicorn Gas 💨

🦄✨ Today we’re diving headfirst into the enchanting world of “Unicorn Gas” – a strain so mystical it’ll make you question reality faster than a rabbit hole on acid! 🍇💨

Buds so vibrant they make rainbows look dull. Deep purples, royal blues, and greens that’ll make you believe you stumbled into a psychedelic fairy tale. And those trichomes? Oh, they’re not just trichomes; they’re tiny flecks of pure magic, twinkling like they’ve been kissed by unicorns themselves! 🌈✨

Now, let’s talk scent. Brace yourself for a whiff of sweet, fruity aromas that’ll transport you to a berry-filled wonderland, with just a hint of floral goodness. It’s like being under a spell – but trust me, you won’t want to break free! 🌸🍓

When you spark up Unicorn Gas, get ready for a high that’ll send you to the moon and back. It starts with a gentle buzz that’ll have your creative juices flowing faster than you can say “magic carpet ride.” 🧞‍♂️✨ And as you float along, your worries will melt away, leaving you in a state of pure, unadulterated bliss.

Now, onto the real talk. I tried this baby in pre-roll form, and let me tell you – it was a rollercoaster of emotions. First, the struggle to light it was real. I’m talking Herculean effort levels just to get a puff! 😤 But once it was lit, WHOA, hold onto your hats, folks!

Sure, the joint got funky real quick, bending and shedding its cherry like it was trying out for a contortionist gig. But despite the struggle, the high was worth every moment. Two hits in, and I was off to the stars, cruising through the cosmos like I owned the place. 🚀

But the high lasted for what felt like eons. My head was floating in the stratosphere while my body was down on Earth, doing its thing like a champ. 🌍💫

So, despite the joint’s quirks, I’m giving Unicorn Gas a solid 3.5 out of 5 on the mug scale. It would’ve been higher if not for the joint’s shenanigans. But hey, when the high is this good, who cares about a little struggle, right? 😉

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A Taste of Madness With Banana Runtz

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Gather ’round, fellow travelers of the twisted and surreal, for we’re embarking on a journey into the heart of madness with Fields Family Farms’ Banana Runts.

Now, before you go dismissing this as just another trip down candy lane, let me assure you, this is a ride you won’t soon forget. Imagine, if you will, a joint infused with the essence of diamonds, rolled in cannabis oil and keif, a concoction so potent it could make even the most seasoned stoner question reality.

This joint, my friends, it looked like it had seen the depths of hell and back, but as they say, looks can be deceiving. Upon lighting up, I was greeted with a taste sensation that was far from bananas or runts, yet somehow transcended the mundane to deliver a flavor profile that danced on the tongue like a psychedelic symphony.

The aroma, oh the aroma, it was like a siren’s call, luring me deeper into the rabbit hole of intoxication. But it wasn’t just the taste and smell that left me reeling; oh no, it was the high itself that truly caught me off guard. At first, it was like a bolt of creative energy coursing through my veins, igniting my senses and setting my mind ablaze with possibilities.

I felt like I could conquer the world, one wild idea at a time. Yet, just when I thought I had it all figured out, about 20 minutes later, it hit me like a freight train barreling through the night. Suddenly, the world around me took on a surreal hue, and before I knew it, I was careening headfirst into the abyss of unconsciousness, passed out cold on the couch.

But fear not, dear readers, for even in the depths of my weed-induced slumber, I could still feel the faint whisper of Banana Runts lingering on my lips, a reminder of the wild ride I had just experienced. So, on the scale of 0 to 5 nugs, this twisted masterpiece gets a solid 4 from yours truly.

But heed my warning, my fellow adventurers, for Banana Runts is not for the faint of heart.

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WWR: Fruit Tart

YO! Welcome to another weekly weed review!

Today, we’re diving into the world of Fruit Tart!

A strain that’s more delicious than your grandma’s homemade pie. And guess what? You can save 20% on this bad boy with the promo code “Mikey” at HigherElevation.com! With an expanded delivery zone there’s a really good chance they deliver to you if you live in or around the Sacramento, CA area. Now, let’s get down to business!

First things first, let’s talk about the smell and taste of this bud. Picture yourself walking through a fruity wonderland, surrounded by the intoxicating scent of fresh fruit mixed with a hint of sourness. It’s like sticking your nose in a bouquet of flowers while eating a bag of sour gummy worms. Trust me, it’s nice.

But enough about the aromas, let’s talk about the buzz. Fruit Tart hits you like a sativa freight train, giving you an energetic boost that’ll have you feeling like you could conquer the world. A few hits of this and you’ll be ready to take on the day.

Now, here’s a pro tip – Fruit Tart pairs amazingly well with a cup of coffee from your Mikey Podcast coffee Mug

It’s like the perfect morning duo, getting you all hyped up and ready to tackle your to-do list. Just make sure you don’t go overboard because you might find yourself with a tinge of anxiety.

One thing I love about Fruit Tart is that the munchies are surprisingly manageable. You won’t find yourself raiding the pantry like a deranged raccoon on a mission. So, feel free to enjoy this strain without worrying about eating your body weight in snacks. Your waistline will thank you.

In terms of effects, this strain is a real winner. It’s like the perfect balance between calm and creative. You’ll feel relaxed, yet inspired to tackle your arts and crafts projects, or maybe even knit a sweater for your pet goldfish. And if you’re more of a couch potato, don’t worry – Fruit Tart is great for binge-watching your favorite TV shows or movies.

On the Gonja grading scale, I give Fruit Tart 4 nugs out of 5. It’s definitely a strain worth trying, especially if you’re looking for a burst of energy and creativity without the couch-lock.

But, like any good thing, it does have its downsides. The high tends to wear off a bit faster than you’d hope, so keep that in mind if you’re planning an all-day smoke-a-thon. Towards the end of the day, you might also get hit with some indica vibes, so be prepared for a cozy evening of relaxation.

Overall, Fruit Tart is a strain that’ll tickle your taste buds and boost your creative juices. Checkout the Ganja Grading Scale and don’t forget to use promo code “Mikey” at higher elevation to save some green while you’re at it. Happy toking, my friends!

WWR: Lemmon Drop

First of all, you might be wondering why I’m doing this in good ol’ blog style instead of my usual podcast shenanigans. Well, here’s the deal: I’m just one person, and let’s face it, writing is a hell of a lot easier than recording, editing, and sharing a whole podcast.

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Now, let’s dive right into this week’s review, shall we? We’re about to embark on a wild journey with Lemmon Drop from busdownz.

And let me tell you, this is not your average lemony experience. Oh no, this one’s a rollercoaster of harshness and confusion.

Let’s start with the visuals, shall we? I found a picture online that made it look all fluffy and enticing.

But when I finally got my hands on it, reality hit me like a lemon to the face.

This stuff was rough, my friends. It was harsh with every hit, leaving me gasping for air and questioning my life choices. I had to take itty-bitty puffs just to survive.

Now, taste-wise, it had a faint citrus flavor, but I’ve had other brands that nailed the sweet, lemony goodness much better. Plus, there was this weird chemical undertone that made me wonder if I was inhaling cleaning supplies instead of cannabis. Not the most pleasant experience.

But hey, it’s not all bad news. The buds themselves were decent. They broke up nicely, not too dry, and burned well. And boy, were they covered in crystals! It was like staring at a field of sparkly lemons. And the smell? Lemon pledge all the way. Seriously, it was like my weed was moonlighting as a cleaning product. Strange, but oddly intriguing.

As for the stoney feeling? It was actually pretty good. Lemon Drop is known for its mellow, giggly vibes, and this particular brand didn’t disappoint in that department. However, it veered off the usual path of euphoria and focus and took a detour towards relaxation and body sensations. I found myself zoning out and mindlessly scrolling through social media, which, let’s be honest, isn’t exactly a productive use of time.

Now, here’s a fun fact for you: Lemon Drop is a sativa-dominant strain with a 40:60 indica/sativa ratio. And even with its sativa heritage, it still packs a punch with a whopping 18% THC content.

So, if you’re a beginner or someone who values their productivity in society, I’d steer clear of this particular brand’s version of Lemmon Drop. But if you just want to chill or maybe tackle some yard work, this could provide the motivation you need. Just be prepared for the initial struggle of getting started.

But here’s the real bummer: the munchies. HOLY FUCK! The munchies were out of control. I ate everything in sight, and I mean everything. I gained 48 pounds in a single day. Don’t believe me? Well, try it for yourself and witness the transformation into a human vacuum cleaner.

According to the internet, this strain is said to help with a variety of ailments like asthma, depression, headaches, insomnia, loss of appetite, migraines, muscle spasms, PTSD, and stress. But hey, don’t let my opinion stop you from trying it out. We all know that weed affects people differently, so maybe this Lemmon Drop will be your saving grace.

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So, my fellow lemon enthusiasts, go forth and conquer that Lemmon Drop from busdownz. Just be prepared for the harshness, the weird chemical undertones, and the insatiable munchies. But who knows, it might just be the ride you’ve been waiting for. Stay lifted, my friends!